Price

I’m not here to play funny buggers. I won’t ask you to meet before you know how much this costs.

Here’s what you want to know:

Celebrant: $1800

All bells, all whistles.
Includes all meetings and paperwork required to organise the ceremony, use of my PA system and microphone, help with your vows and your official marriage certificate from BDM (saving you ~$70)

Fully personalised ceremony which is 100% guaranteed to be the best ceremony you’ve ever had.

Ceremony length - about 25 minutes

Elopement Package: $1000

Half the bells, half the whistles.
Approx. 10 minute long ceremony with limited personalisation. All the usual elements of a ceremony (welcome, intro, readings, vows, rings, kisses etc) - but no charming personalised backstory. Ideal for elopements, micro weddings or people who don’t want to make much of a fuss.

Legals Only: $600

Zero bells, zero whistles.
Approx. 2 minute ceremony with just enough to make it legal.
1 in person meeting to complete paperwork at least a month before the wedding and one phone/video call just before the big day.

Add MC: + $500

I’ll hang around and master the ceremony (obviously).
Your MC makes sure everything runs on time: takes care of your big entrance, introduces speeches, dances and cake cutting, coordinates with the venue, tells some jokes and just generally makes sure the reception goes as planned.

Save your attention seeking mate the hassle. Let them focus on having fun and heckling me.

Add Dogsitting: + $150

Want your furry friend to attend the ceremony, but need someone to take them away afterwards?

Who’s got two thumbs, regularly dog sits anyway, and will be attending for just the ceremony? This guy.

Drop your special little boy or girl off to my place in Coburg the day before. They can hang out with me and my kelpie, Kevin. I’ll turn up for the ceremony with them, let them do their ring bearer duties, take some family photos, and I’ll take them back home with me afterwards. And you can pick them up the next day.

(This won’t work if you also want me to MC)

Travel

I’ll only charge travel if your wedding is significantly more then an hour from my home in Coburg. No charge anywhere within the greater Melbourne / Geelong metropolitan region.

If your wedding’s in Mildura, we’ll have to work something out.

Travel fee is $100 per hour, after a free 1 hour each way.